Shower: What up fool! How'd you like your shower today - too hot or too cold?Me: Is there any chance of a happy medium?
Shower: ...?
Me: You know - like just warm or a moderate temperature?
Shower: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Me: Ok ok - on the one hand we have hot, on the other hand we have cold; put you hands together. What do you get?
Shower: I can't even talk to you. You're just talking nonsense.
Me: Can you atleast try and imagine a temperature between hot and cold?
Shower: Tell you what - you seem to like imagining things; you just came up with this conversation after all. So how about, I run at whatever damn temperature I please and you just imagine it's what you wanted?
Me: I see. While we're on the subject - is there any chance you could just pick one temperature and stick to it? Rather than changing your mind every 2 minutes.
Shower: Walk away - walk away now.
Me: ...
4 comments:
Massive lols mate...
Loving how your shower sounds like a well eductated ethnic minority!
lol it just seems to fit somehow.
What's the deal with airline food?
Hah - not one of those again. Just when you get used to your parents snazzy stuff you get landed back in student style conditions.
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