S’up bloggers and bloggets, I’m currently sat in our department’s monthly meeting and could think of no better time for updating my blog. Considering our Director has just drawn a picture of a leaking bucket in order to explain to the group how our business is currently a “leaky bucket” and described the Senior Management’s strategy for hitting a budget £1.5 million over projected growth as “magic”, I don’t think I’m missing much.
Some general thoughts and musings:
I’ve now decided I hate Radio1 and refuse to have it on even in the background. The worst aspect of this being the incredibly lazy journalism which rears its ugly head every half hour. Instead I’ve moved over to Magic FM… Dr. Fox’s smooooth classics are a great way to wake up every morning.
Lady GaGa’s new track is the worst piece of pop music I’ve ever heard in my life.
For some unknown reason I’ve started looking for a wedding ring on the fingers of those ladies I gawp at on the Underground. I have no intention of speaking to these women but subconsciously I still feel it necessary to look for silverware.
I’ve started carrying a handkerchief around with me as I think it looks much better than tissues or wiping snot on your jeans. I know I’m just carrying around the contents of my nose in my pocket but it just feels right OK?!
All five thoughts I’ve just mentioned along with my embarrassing fall in the shower this weekend have made me realise I’m a really old man.
I really want to get a Blackberry. Not because I will use its capabilities to their fullest extent, just because I think it looks cool. Is this the modern day equivalent of a Secondary School kid taking a briefcase to classes?
I re-watched The Office - UK edition again this weekend and it’s no longer a hilarious and outlandish take on a crazy world I’ve never been to, but a harrowing documentary on how pointless it is getting up every morning. I prayed this day would never come.
I’m going to work on my “I’m pretending to listen to you face”. It needs more eyebrow.
Still not heard anything from Doha and Qatar Airways. I’m starting to think that interview went really badly.
I can’t wait to see the gang down in London this weekend! I’ve planned a kick ass itinerary which should be waiting for you all in your inboxes.
1 comment:
Good points - well made. This, combined with my new Best of Talk Talk cd (you'd love it - 80's to the max) have put a big grin on my face.
I can understand the hankerchief thing - but it's just something else to wash. The blackberry thing is on a par with those kids at school who had a scientific calculator made by Nasa or something, with the ability to remote launch nuclear missiles - if only someone knew how to work it.
The pretending to listen face is v. important - I have it the wrong way round, where I do listen but look like I'm not.
London this weekend is going to be genius - sooo excited :)
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