It has just occurred to me how rubbish Goosebumps are. It's bad enough that your body chooses to signify its distaste for the climate by altering the texture of your skin to appear similar to that of a goose - as if shivering, chattering teeth and, for men, a sometimes severe blow to your masculine fortitude weren't enough. But it has also dawned on me that Goosebumps actually increase the surface area of your skin, thus allowing you to lose heat faster and become colder. It's the metaphorical equivalent of trying to cool down by wrapping yourself in a duvet.
Maybe I should create an 'Anti-Goosebumps' group on Facebook...?
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I was excited, I thought you were going to talk about the series of "Goosebumbs" books that we used to read as kids.
They sucked!
Haha yeah big time! I'll rant about those in future 'Goosebump' related posts.
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